Who’d Have Known (Single)
So, Keith’s little princess is leaving music behind because of all you freeloading bastards out there refusing to hand over your arms and legs for tunes.
If this is her parting shot, it’s come not a moment too soon. The chorus rips off Take That’s Shine, for a start, which isn’t something a pro-copyright crusader wants to be doing. But hold your fiery blog comments, for Messrs. Barlow, Donald, Orange and Owen have a writing credit. So that’s alright, then. As for the rest, it’s sub-romantic drivel for pregnant teenagers everywhere. Knocked-Up Rock, if you will.